I have mostly decided that the whole subject makes much more sense if charged terms like "liberal," "conservative," "sinner" and "saved" are left out altogether of sweeping generalizations and replaced with terms from food preparation. Here's what I mean:
How my parents' tumble dryer gave me communication skills that no one appreciates.
Every day around noon (except on Sundays and public holidays), tension grows between two formidable opponents at the Lion Battery...
Trying the other parish down the road was not even considered; it was expected we stick out the issues and wait for it to pass, as one does a food poisoning or flu.