Which flamingo are you, one or two?
Simultaneously tempted into cereal-making but disheartened by the discovery we had since run out of corn flakes, I once again dropped the silver monster on the burner; this time to surprising effect.
I have to admit, it was a brilliant excuse.
If you're ever speaking to a man who claims to be a mechanical engineer and you want to test if he's lying, ask about bicycles.
I figured if I'm going to do something slightly life-threatening, I might as well go big (with a place that has an excellent safety record).