I have mostly decided that the whole subject makes much more sense if charged terms like "liberal," "conservative," "sinner" and "saved" are left out altogether of sweeping generalizations and replaced with terms from food preparation. Here's what I mean:
How my parents' tumble dryer gave me communication skills that no one appreciates.
They say you always remember your first...
This is not one of those classic undersells I'm so used to giving. This is a full-out, totally-owning-it, boasty-boast.
Simultaneously tempted into cereal-making but disheartened by the discovery we had since run out of corn flakes, I once again dropped the silver monster on the burner; this time to surprising effect.