Penguin Rehab

Expect weird smells, regrettable life choices and lots of fish with Notes from Rehab: My stint as a penguin therapist.

Raising a Bat Flower

The epic, arduous journey of me trying to nurse a yellow cluster of leaves into dramatic, black and white flowers reminiscent of Hollywood yesteryear.


If you listen to me long enough (or pretty much at all) all these bits and bubbles will start oozing out into the conversation and coming alive again, like a virus or a once-dehydrated tardigrade.