How my parents' tumble dryer gave me communication skills that no one appreciates.
Some days, no matter how much you love a person, you just want to dump their thousandth pot of curry in the trash bin and smack them with a well-made pierogi.
Imaan v Raphael: Who sees better?
How being in a relationship makes me think of flame throwers and dental floss.
Often the only negative emotion left after a visit was the impatient desire to share them with the rest of the world...to bring the warm sands and lazy waves of King's Beach to anyone in need of adventure or respite from a storm.