I have mostly decided that the whole subject makes much more sense if charged terms like "liberal," "conservative," "sinner" and "saved" are left out altogether of sweeping generalizations and replaced with terms from food preparation. Here's what I mean:
Which flamingo are you, one or two?
Some days, no matter how much you love a person, you just want to dump their thousandth pot of curry in the trash bin and smack them with a well-made pierogi.
How being in a relationship makes me think of flame throwers and dental floss.
They say you always remember your first...