This is not one of those classic undersells I'm so used to giving. This is a full-out, totally-owning-it, boasty-boast.
If there is one thing I can say after a year or two of plowing and planting, it is that gardening...is difficult.
Maybe I'm just boring, but having a glowing juicer isn't high on my priority list.
If you're looking for a quick project, this probably isn't the one.
On gym socks and oenological terrorism.