I have mostly decided that the whole subject makes much more sense if charged terms like "liberal," "conservative," "sinner" and "saved" are left out altogether of sweeping generalizations and replaced with terms from food preparation. Here's what I mean:
That time I spent the whole of Tuesday worrying that I might have been fatally poisoned by a Wimpy waffle.
This is not one of those classic undersells I'm so used to giving. This is a full-out, totally-owning-it, boasty-boast.
If there is one thing I can say after a year or two of plowing and planting, it is that gardening...is difficult.
Maybe I'm just boring, but having a glowing juicer isn't high on my priority list.