I've always assumed the mantis got the better deal, until recently, when I began thinking of Santa Claus.
Several months ago, I wondered what it would be like to see two chameleons battle for territory. I recently found out.
I've never heard a man swear so much.
One moment he's coming to us in the dirtiest cage I've ever seen. The next moment he has his own towel hanging in the bathroom and an unwritten rule that he's not to be disturbed before ten on weekends. It just sort of happens.
CAT /kat/ noun. An almost-destroyer of birds & debunker of childish trust in social service people