Gator-Grade

Despite the tremendous amount of effort I’ve been putting into my studies, some days I think it can only be by the grace of a higher power that my brain and I have made it to third year engineering.

Currently I’m trying to study for the upcoming A1 examinations while nursing a fever. One minute I’m deriving the output resistance of a Widlar current source; the next I’m reading about Cornelius Swartwout’s 1869 patent for the waffle iron and writing a limerick to an albino alligator. Procrastination level: expert.

When to town Snowflake came as a guest, 
Zookeeper laughed at his scaly white vest.
Said, "We planned no cotillion
For the lone crocodillian.
I'm afraid he's quite overdressed."

What are your favorite ways to get distracted?