How to Be That South African Naval Guy

Every day around noon (except on Sundays and public holidays), tension grows between two formidable opponents at the Lion Battery.

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They are:

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The Noon Guns

Strengths: 150 decibels of sound, 1.5 kg of gunpowder

Weaknesses: Over 2 centuries old

and

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The Tourists

Strengths: Dangerous enthusiasm, penchant of souvenirs

Weaknesses: Complete and utter lack of physical awareness

It is therefore the job of

That South African Naval Guy who does the noon gun tours

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to minimize casualties, collateral damage and overall risk involved.

NB: This is not an easy task.

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You will need

COURAGE

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DARING

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BOLDNESS

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along with

a watch, gunpowder, earplugs, and a giant cotton swab (Q-tip),

as per the following video: